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May 26th, 2012
May 23rd, 2012
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May 22nd, 2012
Watching the Avengers
- Captain America:
- Some guy in the theater:
we do not sow: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
And Kim Jong Un, I know you just took over for your dad Kim Jong Il and you have some size six shoes to fill. But you have to start with something that you could achieve, like feeding your citizens, or finding a way to separate your shirts from your pants.
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JK IS WRITING THREE MORE HP BOOKS
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May 21st, 2012
When you think of spying, odds are you think of jamming a radio inside of a cat so it can listen in on stuff. And if you don’t, you really need to have a good, long think about what kind of person you are. Anyway, in the ’60s, the CIA hatched this idea to make a cat into a listening device and stick it to some dirty Commies.
Read more: The 10 Most Bizarre Military Experiments | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_15983_the-10-most-bizarre-military-experiments_p2.html#ixzz1vZ0WbCpU
god I love Aziz Ansari
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Zhen Zhen sleeping at the San Diego Zoo in 2008.
